I swear I will punch the living sh*t out of some funeral director if I EVER hear a "green funeral" pitch!
You have to be f@#king kidding me!
It better be one damn good pitch like I get 100 carbon credits per pound or something like that and some Indian reservation will accept gramps and zap him with a giant solar magnifying glass or grind him to dust with a giant GE Wind Turbine. At least make the "green" part seem real and sexy, something about a fossil fuel incinerator that just doesn't feel right?
Oh well, we are really screwed if this is how we solve the planet's problems.
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